Mötley Crüe‘s famous drummer and musician, Tommy Lee‘s lovely wife, Brittany Furlan Lee, shared a new photo about her last trip to Holland and Italy.
As you will read the caption below, Brittany Furlan Lee stated that she made a really “penis joke” to Tommy Lee.
Here are the details of your trip:
“Italia, Amsterdam, it’s been a blast. Here’s some things I learned:
1. Italians will serve you bread with every meal, even cereal, and if you order bread they will serve you some bread to go with your bread.
2. Never tell an Italian woman you aren’t hungry, she won’t understand you and will proceed to order you 35 entrees as a “light snack”.
3. Constant eating is admired and rewarded in all of Europe but everyone is thin (WTF).
4. Everyone in Amsterdam is a model.
5. They ride bikes everywhere in Amsterdam, hence why they’re so fit and it’s not some Mary Poppins shit, they will kill a bitch if you cut them off.
6. ”Ik hou van mijn penis” means “I love my Penis” in Dutch and I told Tommy it meant “I love this place” and proceeded to let him say it to every person we met. Good times”